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IRS Declares me one of top day Traders in History

I am a dynamic figure, often seen in the company of Quants, Arbitrageurs and Punk Rockers. During a lunchbreak, I once wrote the most daring refutation of the Black-Scholes theory ever to be published in Mad magazine. I translate ethnic slurs in 12 languages, I write awared winning operas, play Bluegrass Cello, and enjoy urban hang gliding. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I take rock climbing to a new level by using only factory-reject rope. On Wednesdays, after trading, I repair nuclear reactors free of charge. I don't pespire. I was scouted by the Mets. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and Spelling Bees in the Kremlin I once read Moby Dick, David Copperfiled and Doctor Zhivago all in one day, and still had time to do a little Day Trading in the afternoon. I have performed several covert operations for a government agency too secret to be mentioned here. I only sleep one a week; when I do sleep I sleep in a chair. Years ago I discovered a day Trading system guaranteed 97% accurate under all market conditions. Unfortunately my computer crashed and the file it was on was unrecoverable. I have been ejected from 3 separate stock exchanges. I was proven innocent of all charges brought against me my the SEC. For a hefty fee, I am available for speaking engagements on any of my exploits.

This Blog is for educational information & exchange of trading ideas only. There is always a risk of loss in trading. Nothing mentioned here is to be taken as trading advice. Trades you make are strictly at your own risk. You should consult your broker or financial advisor before placing any trade!!!

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